Here we go with another one of those wacky top ten lists!

THE TOP TEN REASONS WORF CONTINUALLY GETS BEAT UP:

10. Those pesky humans had *bugs* in their necks!
9.  Heavy makeup makes movement cumbersome.
8.  Only ever gets a good workout on pod-inseminating creatures.
7.  Didn't get enough sleep 'cause he was up playing poker all night.
6.  Partakes in too many bizarre Klingon rituals.
5.  You expect a big Klingon to over-power a little old android?
4.  Would rather crush an Ensign.
3.  Alexander.
2.  He didn't pump up with Hans and Frans.
1.  "A true warrior does not trifle with research ships."