TOP 10 THINGS FOR AWAY TEAM TO DO IN 1895

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10.  Riker -- acquire hundreds of pounds of gold and bury it where his home will be in Alaska.

9.  Picard -- stock up on French wine and caviar

8.  LaForge -- disregard the prime directive and help Thomas Edison invent the tricorder

7.  Troi -- stock up on all that terran chocolate

6.  two words:  earthquake insurance

5.  Riker -- invent the condom so there won't be any Riker Juniors in the 20th century

4.  Data -- Learn comedy from then - child comedian George Burns

3.  Convince Samuel Clemons to stay in his time

2.  Warn Guinan about Borg

and the number one thing for the away team to do in 1895

1.  Get back to their time so O'Brien can leave for Deep Space Nine