TOP 10 Songs Jean-Luc Picard will NEVER sing
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10.  Dark Side of the Moon

9.  Stayin' Alive

8.  Louie Louie

7.  Over the Rainbow

6.  Theme from "Shaft"

5.  My Girl

4.  Mr. Tambourine Man

3.  anything by Elvis

2.  I'm Too Sexy

and the Number one song Jean-Luc Picard will never sing

1.  Rubber Biscuit

[WARNING:  Imagining Picard singing any of the above songs may result in uncontrollable fits of laughter]