LIGHT BULB JOKES


How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, because THREE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!! 

How many BORG does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them.

How many FERENGI does it take to change a light bulb?  
None of your business, huu-mahn !!!   

How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a light bulb?  
We don't need a light bulb, but if we did, we could take it from you!  

How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb?   
The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb! 

How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb?   
Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. 
And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark!  

What happened to the KLINGON who did change the light bulb?
He was executed for cowardice.

How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb?   
Both of them.  

How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb?    
Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.  

How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb?  
I sense it has already changed.   

How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb?   
We have been gone for a while, but we have returned to change it. 

How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb?    
Here now, wouldn't you rather have this nice supernova?   

How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb?    
I will change INTO the light bulb. 

How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb?  
1,561,772 .......uhh, 73..., ummm, 74..., 75....    

How many PROPHETS does it take to change a light bulb?
Light bulbs are disruptive... intrusive....

How many FERENGI does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends.  How much?

How many ORGANIANS does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they glow in the dark.

How many ORGANIANS does it take to change a light bulb?
Silly, they ARE the light bulb.

How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one; however they first have to determine how many lightbulbs they see.

How many TAMARIANS does it take to change a lightbulb?
Sylvania, when the lamp failed.

How many VULCANS does it take to change a lightbulb?
Approximately 1.0000000000000