TOP 10 WORST SPIN-OFFS OF DEEP SPACE NINE

10.  "Deep Space Simpsons"  The direct Descendent of Homer J. Simpson has managed to get a job being some low-level engineer.  His daughter is intelligent and pines for Dr. Bashir.  Bart causes so much trouble it makes Nog look good by comparison.

9.   "Deep Space Mayberry"  Sheriff Andy Taylor takes over the space station bringing along his son Opey.  Odo replaced by Don Knotts, Quark becomes a barber.  Its really something to see Andy talk down the Cardassians with that homey charm and Aunt Bea's cooking

8.   "Deep Space with David Letterman"  David Letterman comes to Deep Space Nine and interviews all kinds of people in his own special way.  Tonight: Stupid Odo Tricks

7.  "Bajorran Vice"  Two Federation officers go undercover to handle some of the problems in Bajor's government.  Lots of phaser fire, ship chase scenes, and the feeling of watching 24th Century MTV

6.  "Deep Space 90210"  A group of diverse high-school kids growing up and facing reality on the space station

5.  "Three's Company DSN"  Due to a shortage of living quarters, Dr. Bashir must move in with Kira and Dax.  Rumors are Nana Vistor will be replaced by Terri Garr soon

4.  "Bejorran Hillbillies"  A deposit of valuable minirals the Cardassians missed brings sudden wealth to Kai Granny, Surmak Jed, Surmak Jethro and Ellie Mae.  The clan decides to pack up and move to Deep Space Nine (Will also tie-in with "Babylon Acres")

3.   "Deep Space Blues"  A close-up look at the lives of the people who are the security for Deep Space Nine under Odo.  In the works is a companion show about the sickbay called "Kai Elsewhere"

2.  "9 to 5"  A Babylon 5/Deep Space Nine crossover series as seen by a low-level Bajorran clerical worker

And the number one worst Deep Space Nine Spinoff

1.  "Surmak Ren and Stimpy"  A cartoon about the adventures about the Bajorran Director of Medicine and viral expert--and Stimpy his cat