Top Ten Signs That Star Fleet is Communist

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10. The guys in charge wear Red.

9. The endearing way the crew says "Comrade Jean Luc Picard."

8. The computer always knows the whereabouts of each crew member.

7. Heck, Worf's Russian!

6. Those five-year missions sound an awful lot like Lenin's Five Year Plans.

5. Whenever a child shows any talent, they ship him off to a special academy.

4. Almost all male crew members wear commie pinko beards.

3. Star Fleet claims to never interfere with local situations --  yeah, right!

2. Who else but commies would want a crew member who could read thoughts?

1. Capitalist Ferengi are EVIL!